Bumpers (Member)

Bumpers, (Also known as Boneless Boi), is a Zimbabwean rapper mostly known as being the front man of international boy band sensation Boi Spicy. Bumpers joined the group in mid-2017 as the first expansion boi in the group, meaning that he wasn't one of the original members. Despite this though, Bumpers is usually seen as the face of the group due to the fact that he's hot af. Middle schoolers can't help hitting on him. CONSTANTLY. Since he has joined dem boyz, Boi Spicy has gained higher status in the music industry and achieved critical acclaim on their first project together. Bumpers has also received moderate success from his solo career, releasing 2 EP's in 2017 and a well received album in 2018. On June 13th 2018, Bumpers will be leaving dem boyz to focus more on his education and eventually graduate from college.

Biography
Bumpers was born to an all African American family in Zimbabwe in June of 1983. All was good until they noticed that he had a fucked up spine. Ashamed of having to raise this monstrosity, they sent him down the river in a Vans shoe box with nothing but a saxophone and a shitty looking, bootleg, purple Spongebob crew neck. Luckily, Bumpers ended up washing up just outside of Eastern Europe. By this time, Bumpers had become a grown ass man and was ready to take his first steps into adulthood by settling down and getting a job. But there was one problem with that: nobody wanted to hire somebody with a fucked up spine. For years, Bumpers remained unemployed. His only source of income was when he would walk around holding a sign that read "Will dab 100 times for $1". Somehow, Bumpers was just barely able to keep himself financially stable. Sick of what his life had become, Bumpers tried to hang himself with a bed sheet that somebody generously donated to him. He failed miserably and ended up knocking himself unconscious and back into the same shoe box that he had arrived in. Bumpers somehow ended up drifting all the way back to Zimbabwe, waking up only after he had fallen into the water. Tired, hungry, and borderline anorexic, he thanked God for a second chance at life